sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
You tried, Dr. Banner.
I’ve gotten so out of it tonight I’m now talking to myself in the guise of a shark:
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
via illusion-o. a man of many collections
i feel this on a spiritual level
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
thank god tumblr added this new feature where you can email your posts to other people. it was really smart of them to add this right as email really starts taking off.