p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

johnandpaulinlove:

I’ve gotten so out of it tonight I’m now talking to myself in the guise of a shark:

bisexualangelfucker:

(Source: andinthatmomentwewerelifehouse)

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework

(Source: hiidylan)

adultmom:

thank god tumblr added this new feature where you can email your posts to other people. it was really smart of them to add this right as email really starts taking off.